kylspl:

(via briannaoconnor, avecunpeudehaine)

HAHAHAHAHA i had no idea how funny i would find this.

turns out it’s “very funny” :D

So we decided that, as freshmen college students at TCNJ, we are, in fact, gaining valuable wisdom and knowledge that we’d like to pass on to the rest of the world. Things that you can only learn, by living on Wolfe 10. Today we have quite a few things to share, seeing as it is the start of this blog and we have a lot to say.

We’d like to start with ways to avoid Eickhoff Food:

1) Ramen can be made in the microwave, here’s how, compliments of wiki-how: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Ramen-Noodles-in-the-Microwave

2) Lipton soup is 3,000 times better with Easy-Mac noodles added into it, without the cheese of course.

3) The quad has a stove which makes making pancakes with rainbow sprinkles very easy (the sprinkles were stolen from eik of course)

4) It is also possible to toast bagels using a microwave and a stove. Defrost the bagel first in the microwave. Butter the bagel and throw it on the skillet for a toasty surprise.

5)T-Dubbs

6) Burn your tongue before entering Eickhoff, then you don’t have to taste any of the terrible creations that Eickhoff likes to call dinner.

7) Do not sleep through meal equiv, bad news bears.

8) Take the loop bus to Hooters to try the chicken wings. Make sure you take a picture with the waitress (hopefully she doesn’t go to your school)

9) Adding tea bags to cold water does not make your water taste better. (This is mostly as a side note)

10) “Warm delights will make your pains go away.”

11) Do not put foil in the microwave, a tid bit of advice given by Michael.  Wonder who he was giving that to??? (cough, cough… Eric)

This is just a snippet of our mountain of knowledge that we’d like to share. Enjoy and look for more to come.